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Uni­ver­sity of Kas­sel, Ger­many — A revo­lu­tio­nary chan­nel of dis­tri­bu­tion for soft drink pro­ducts was intro­du­ced at the depart­ment of com­pu­ter sci­ence. Its design mini­mi­zes the over­all costs of calo­ries requi­red for soft drink pro­cu­re­ment and the­re­fore maxi­mi­zes gain in weight.

The sophisti­ca­ted con­veyance reu­ses out­mo­ded water pipes (Ger­mans never under­s­tood the con­cept of run­ning water) pro­vi­des the pro­duct in vir­tually every room (even the toi­let) and is an out­stan­ding example of Ger­man engi­nee­ring arts.

The Ame­ri­can lea­der George W. Bush expres­sed him­self very plea­sed by this new tech­no­logy: „This is an ama­zing chance for saving natio­nal energy reser­ves! The proud Ame­ri­can people are no lon­ger boun­ded to their car in order to get to the refrigerator.”

Ger­many is now hoping for the export of bil­li­ons of „soft drink pipes”. Mean­while the ger­man minis­try for for­eign trade sur­pri­sed with the announ­ce­ment of a pro­gram for the natio­nal wide refur­bish­ment of all water systems.

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