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The (sadly short) Life of Gonzales

Am 01.01.2003 um 00:00 meinte phbaer sagen zu müssen:

t=0: The Tra­gedy Began

  • My note­book is bro­ken, gimme one of yours!”
  • That was the day when I gave Gon­za­les away ‚(

t=1: The Inconside­ra­ble Signs

  • There’s no LaTeX instal­led on this computer!”
  • Hey, Gon­za­les is a robot and not a workstation?!

t=2: A Ple­thora of Hot Air

  • I’ll give you an intro­duc­tion to sys­tems administration…”
  • no com­ment…

t=3: The Awful Fade Away

  • Hey, the note­book doesn’t boot any­more, it doesn’t work! What happened?”
  • Whan did you do?”
  • I did nothing!”
  • That’s not ent­i­rely wrong, but … ohh, I can imagine.

t=4: The Tre­men­dous Certainty

  • I’ve bad news. Gon­za­les is dead. I’ve opened him. We’ll have to check the warranty…”
  • We do not know yet, whe­ther Gon­za­les can be res­cued or not. Pray for him.

t=5: Sur­gery Suc­cee­ded, Pati­ent Fit Again

  • I didn’t do anything, you know…”
  • Gon­za­les’ left memory module had to be medi­ca­ted. He’s on the mend.

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