Am 01.Jan.2003 um 00:00 meinte phbaer sagen zu müssen:
t=0: The Tragedy Began
- „My notebook is broken, gimme one of yours!”
- That was the day when I gave Gonzales away ‚(
t=1: The Inconsiderable Signs
- „There’s no LaTeX installed on this computer!”
- Hey, Gonzales is a robot and not a workstation?!
t=2: A Plethora of Hot Air
- „I’ll give you an introduction to systems administration…”
- no comment…
t=3: The Awful Fade Away
- „Hey, the notebook doesn’t boot anymore, it doesn’t work! What happened?”
- „Whan did you do?”
- „I did nothing!”
- That’s not entirely wrong, but … ohh, I can imagine.
t=4: The Tremendous Certainty
- „I’ve bad news. Gonzales is dead. I’ve opened him. We’ll have to check the warranty…”
- We do not know yet, whether Gonzales can be rescued or not. Pray for him.
t=5: Surgery Succeeded, Patient Fit Again
- „I didn’t do anything, you know…”
- Gonzales’ left memory module had to be medicated. He’s on the mend.